The Origins of Alvis

Alvis is a loner, fighter, and nomad of the souls of the damned. He is the hero that raises up and smacks a bitch down. He is the true savior of the destitute for he is not afraid to use force and a sidearm to establish order and reign. This is how Alvis came to BE. This is only the 3rd incarnation of Alvis for he has returned many times. Unlike Christ who has only returned once (or so the government would like you to believe , goddamned Area 51) Alvis has returned multiple times for he desires mre whiskey and more followers and he has many enemies for which he needs to smite that he hasn't smote already. This is the story of 3rd Alvis as told by Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy former leader of SeaLab and now Patron Saint of the Mustache....

"On a Frosty Winter's night a wagon appeared at the gates of Fort Klugman, carrying pioneers to the frontier. A young woman in the party called Delia, was heavy with child. And though she had journeyed with the virile young men for nigh on one year, none had lain with her, though she was comely. And on this frosty winter's night, young Delia's water broke, almost freezing her to the seat of the wagon. And the pioneer's beseeched the soldiers to grant them entrance, so that she could give birth to her child in the hospital there. But, due to an outbreak of syphilis among the soldiers, the hospital was full. And So there in the the stable among the feed and the tack the yuh uh whatsis, Delia gave birth to a son, whom she called Alvis as was her wont.And since none of the men in the party were the father, it was decided among them that the birth of this child must truly be a miracle!




And it was so... for above the fort, there suddenly and miraculously appeared an awesome and mighty comet! And so brilliant was its light, that there came from all the tribes, (which the soldiers had not yet decimated), shamans! And they rode upon Buffalo, as was their heathen custom, bearing gifts - offerings of whiskey and firearms. and when the shamans saw the child they were in awe... for he glowed as if bathed in a light which was truly not of this world."

This is merely the beginning of his tale for much of his story of revenge and killing takes place in his later years for he carried a grudge so pure and evil for not knowing his father he smote many bitches and roamed many a city to carry out the veangence of your sins.